The Never Ending Story! -revival

okay, ladies and gents, something to do

Following what the above person has said, you continue what he/she said to make a story. And keep it around 5 words, don't make it too long, for we want others to decide the outcome of what you said, hehe.

I'll start:

There once was a girl,

edit by helenx///// stick to pg-13. no hentai or racism. some suggestive statements are ok. don't kill the characters so much. it's no fun if characters keep dying and reviving. /////end edit

edit by helenx on 5/19/07: Please write with correct grammer or the story will be very difficult to comprehend! Also, you can include odd or random events but don't make it so outlandish that it doesn't make sense. Some of the things written here were really gross and some were simply did not make sense at all.
The story so far:

Quote :

There once was a girl, who had a cat Snuffy which loved to chew on everything that was wood and loved to eat. The little girl wore a black dress, with a big bow on the front. The little girl had a terrible condition. She liked to kill every cat she owned and goes to the forest every day to practice jumping up and down since she hoped one to fly one day. When her fingers healed, she went back to practice, careful not to break them again. But she did and this time she broke her elbow, but got prosthetics so she wouldn't break em again. One day she finally grew wings and flew! Unfortunately, lightning struck her and then fell into a lake filled with piranhas. She owned all the piranhas with her newly gained abilities from the lightning strike. But then came the boss of the lake: the terrifying, lightning-resistant, three-eyed, oozy, Mutant Ninja Jellyfish! The battle looked grave indeed. Suddenly, the lake dried up because this fat and ugly shinigami drank the whole lake in one gulp. Soon after, he got sick and had some intense indigestion and diarrhea, and so he had to go real bad, causing the refilling of the lake with brown oozy boiling "stuff" that came out during a restroom break.
There once was a Shinigami, who tore up his death note and swallowed the pieces, but

who had a cat Snuffy

which loved to chew

on everything that was wood

and loved to eat

(okay enough about the wood eating cat xP )
The little girl wore a black bow dress.
(errr i imagine a black dress with a huge bow on the front)

who likes to kill
(and you can't abruptly change the story, you let it takes it course and it might change slowly )

every cat she owned

and goes to

the forest every day

to practice

jumping up and down since she hoped one to fly one day.

but fell down one time and broke her fingers

When her fingers healed, she went back to practice, careful not to break them again.

But she did and this time she broke her

her elbow, but got prosthetics so she wouldn't break em again.

(wow she's really accident prone.. you violent people!!)

One day she finally grew wings and flew!

and lightning struck her

and then fell into a lake filled with piranhas.

She owned all the piranhas with her newly gained abilities from the lightning strike

But then came the boss of the lake: the Terrifying, Lightning-resistant:...!!

three-eyed...

oozy

Mutant Ninja Jellyfish!

(what misfortune have you people bestowed on the poor girl!! ;__; *huggersz the lil' girl*)

The battle looked grave indeed.